Books,books and more books

 

One of the many uses for books

We have too many books.

It seemed quite a large house until we started to run an Internet bookshop.With over 2000 books for sale and a greater number of personal books, something needs to be done.

A listener on the radio yesterday asked how much weight was safe to put on the floor of an upstairs room, as he had a huge number of books.The answer from a building surveyor was that it was safe to have the equivalent of a large rugby player on each square metre, but if the books were around the perimeter of the room, it should not be a problem. So from a health and safety point of view we need not worry as all our bookcases are situated around the perimeter of rooms.

 A female listener was more interested in where she could acquire the large rugby players to test the theory! 

 

By reducing the price of some of the books on sale, we may be able to move some stock, but it is the
proliferation of personal books that is the greatest problem. 

 

So I have devised a scoring scheme to put a numerical value on the merit of each book. In order for each book to be retained, it must score at least 3 points from the following list, with paperbacks requiring 4 points.

 

How to determine the personal value of a book in a few simple steps

First take the book in your hand and examine it for defects. This process will also stimulate your memory. You may get a flash of recognition relating to the time that you acquired the book. This can usefully be put to bear when you come to score the book.

Next, use the following scoring system giving each book one point for every statement that applies, subtracting one point if it is a paperback, and subtracting another point if it is significantly damaged. 

• This is a book that I have read, and it was so good that I want to keep it forever.
• This is a book that I have read and intend to read  again.
• This is a book that I started to read, and fully intend to finish.
• This is a book that was given to me by a very special person and I will keep it forever.
• This is a book that I read in my childhood and has very special memories for me.
• This is a book that I have been told I really should read sometime.
• This is a book that could be useful for research when I decide to write that novel which I have not started yet.
• This is a classic piece of literature which every educated person should have read.
• This is a book about a craft that I always wanted to try.
• This is a travel book about a place that I intend to visit sometime.
• This is a travel book about a place I have visited and has great sentimental value.
• This is a book that belonged to my father/mother/other significant relative and has great sentimental value.
• This is a book that I read to my children when they were little and has great sentimental value.
• This is a book that is so beautifully produced and illustrated that I must keep it.
• This is a book of poetry, and I know I should read more poetry.
• This is a book which I would like to keep in my holiday home that I have not yet purchased.
• This is a book about a foreign language that I intend to learn one day.

  

I hope you found my system simple to use and effective. Unfortunately, the number of books that I found to have satisfied the criteria for donation to a charity bookshop could be counted on one hand. I think I need to refine the scoring system further. Perhaps I should add in another coding system for the colour of the covers.

World Books 1949, excerpt from a Broadsheet.

In the 1940s and 1950s, World Books ran a book club which was exceedingly popular.The books were beautifully presented hardbacks in different colours and featured well known authors. The topics were varied from crime, adventure, travel and historical novels. I show a selection of them in the photograph above.
They were generally published monthly, though it is apparent that during the Second World War, when materials were rationed, only ten books a year were printed.
With each publication there was a broadsheet which often featured interviews with authors and letters from subscribers.


I would like to share with you a letter which was printed in the August 1949 Broadsheet.

"I was most perturbed to note that my subscription had lapsed. Nothing would upset me more than not receiving your monthly publication. Hastily I got on the radio to the local Post-master and a runner is now bringing up the necessary postal orders for another year's subscription.

"Your monthly news sheet is always a source of interest and more especially the letters from members. I cannot imagine a more perfect Book Club, for the variety is the very essence of the enjoyment it affords. Everyone here appreciates your books, which originally loaned out, have now persuaded five of our European population of ten to become members. People who write disparagingly should try living on the East coast of Borneo in an isolated spot with mail varying around twice a month. Your books are our major source of relaxation.

"My only fears are that the postal orders may not arrive in time to connect the boat out.

Yours appreciatively"
W.B.,Lahad Datu,
North Borneo.

Lahad Datu is now part of Sabah, Malaysia.

We can be thankful that on the whole, the purchase of books is a much more simple task for most of us!

There is no poverty in the garden

There is no poverty in the garden,

flamboyant colours

and lush green gloat in their perfection.

Regimented daffodils,

schoolgirls in uniform,

struggle to stand still as they wait

for the Queen to drive sedately by.

 

There is no modesty in the garden,

pink tulips with frills

in silky lingerie laze in the bedding,

seductive scents of jasmine,

sparkling raindrop jewels,

soaring songs of blackbirds

steal the senses.

Tight buds of apple blossom

wait to open wide and stun with beauty

when the sun warms the earth.

 

Leave your problems by the gate,

even though the glare of colour

taunts your dull grey coat.

You are welcome here

to let the sun light your face.



                         

                             

                

                       

The deep deep wood

 

 

 

 

He left the bar as it closed, staggering a little and carrying a wine bottle that he had picked up from a table by the door. He took a few swigs from the bottle and headed off towards the village. The night was clear and cold with a bright moon casting peculiar shadows along the road. He climbed over the style and stumbled along the muddy path; a short cut through the woods to his cosy cottage nestled on the side of the hill.

He felt guilty now. A few drinks with friends had turned into an entire evening with the lads. There was football on the wide screen and the whole room was filled with enthusiastic fans. He found it impossible to get up and leave as he should have done, knowing his gentle new bride, Jenny, was alone at home, expecting him to arrive back for dinner. He had tried to phone her but the signal was bad. He texted a message saying ' sorry, got tied up with the lads and football and will be late'.

As he got deeper into the woods, the canopy of the trees blocked out the moonlight and it was difficult to follow the narrow path. He could hear the distant sound of traffic on the dual carriageway across the valley. He knew the route well in daylight and could just make out the familiar shape of the large oak tree by the stream.  He tripped over a stone and the wine bottle flew out of his hand to land some distance away with a clunk. He picked himself up, stuffed his cold hands into his pockets and carried on, humming to himself.

He began to feel much colder and his breath made tiny icy clouds. He shivered and looking around, disconcerted to find a thick billowing fog moving quickly towards him. The sounds of far off traffic could no longer be heard, and there was an ominous silence like a weight pressing down upon him. Normally a very confident person, he experienced a twinge of anxiety as he realised that he was now lost. He could make out his feet by using his mobile phone as a torch, but the light penetrated no further than a yard or so around him, so he turned it off to save the battery. He thought the best option was to find a sheltered spot under a tree, pull his warm coat around him and sit it out until the dawn light.

He struggled deeper into the dense wood until he felt soft moss under his feet. He sat down with his back to a wide tree trunk, pulled his collar up, trying to peer through the gloom and swirling mist. The false bravado of the alcohol now gone, he became aware for the first time in his life of fear. A soft whooshing noise passed him several times. Was it an owl perhaps? He considered calling for help but realistically knew that would be pointless. No-one would hear him. Faint lights seemed to flicker around him then disappear. He thought he was probably imagining them, but the more intently he tried to focus on them, the more uncertain he became.

He closed his eyes for awhile and dozed fitfully. Something touched his cheek and he woke with a terrified start. He could see nothing at first. He stood up and saw a glimmering light before his eyes, shifting and rotating, moving forward then coming back to him as if beckoning him to follow. As he tentatively took a few steps, the light drew him further and further into the depths of the woodland.

An opening appeared between the thorny bushes, a tunnel leading into a welcoming  light filled space. He bent his head to avoid the low branches and felt the path slope down. When he straightened up, he found himself in a warm cavern beneath the roots of the trees. Tangled roots twisted above his head with lanterns dangling from them.

 At the far end of the room was a table and chairs and seated on one of the chairs was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen. She was tall and slim with pale skin which shone with a pearly sheen. Her hair hung in golden tresses to her shoulders and her green eyes sparkled like emeralds. She motioned to him to sit beside her, talking in a language that he did not understand with music in her voice. She smiled and began to feed him titbits of the most delicious food he had ever tasted. There were tiny fruit filled pies wrapped in beech leaves, sumptuous wild mushrooms in creamy sauce and goblets filled with a golden liquid that coated the mouth with honey. As he ate these wondrous foods, all memory of his past life left him and he became enthralled by the seductive wood nymph.

Jenny awoke as the grey dawn tried to push its way past the curtains. She turned over in bed and found the sheets next to her cold. He had not come home. Instinctively she knew that something terrible had happened and called the police. A huge search party was organized, with tracker dogs and volunteers from the village. They searched all day and into the night. Deep in the woods, an empty wine bottle was found and on testing, traces of his DNA were noted on the rim. No other clues ever came to light about the mysterious disappearance of the young man who strayed too far into the woods.